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by
Edwardo Jackson
BIASES:
Early 30s black male; frustrated screenwriter who favors action, comedy,
and glossy, big budget movies over indie flicks, kiddie flicks, and
weepy Merchant Ivory fare
WEEKEND
PREVIEW: 2/9/07
A few capsules
for movies out or coming out this weekend and beyond
NORBIT
(PG-13)
Biases: Great, sweet-natured and hopeful trailer.
Players: Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton, Cuba Gooding, Jr., director
Brian Robbins
Logline: Glasses-wearing, perpetually smiling, four corners-square
Norbit Rice (Murphy) - who's constantly pushed around by his overbearing,
lifelong girlfriend-cum-wife Rasputia (Murphy) - sees his onetime
childhood sweetheart Kate (Newton) come back to town newly engaged
to the devious Deion (Gooding). With his outrageous and jealous wife
hawking his every move, Norbit tries not to fall for Kate
all over again, even though Rasputia and her big brothers (Terry Crews,
Lester "Rasta" Speight, Clifton Powell) aren't being entirely
honest with him.
The
Deal: Pulling Brian Robbins (Hardball, Varsity Blues) along for the
ride in his well-mined comic territory, Eddie Murphy returns to genderbending,
plasticine form, playing three wildly differing characters with the
pizzazz and polish we've come to expect from him in the past. Whether
as racist, well-intentioned father figure Mr.
Wong, genial, spineless orphan Norbit, or as the, shall we say "zaftig"
Rasputia, Murphy induces genuine laugh out loud hilarity, even in
spite of some rough spots. Not only does Eddie imbue Norbit with an
underdog's sympathy, but also he gives the inside-out grotesquerie
of Rasputia a believable (if horrifying) backstory (and a
film-long catchphrase that'll be terrorizing you in your sleep). Backing
him up are the contrastingly perfect slim goodie Thandie Newton, Terry
Crews in greased up, full-on Terry Tate, Office Linebacker mode, plus
Eddie Griffin and Katt Williams as what else? the town
pimps (every town's got two, right?).
"She's
like my dad's wife." So quoth my screening partner with chagrin
as Murphy's latest Rick Baker makeup creation Rasputia terrorizes
the screen and your funnybone. Whether you or I know people like this
personally is debatable. This much is not up to debate: Rasputia is
a grotesque figure. She's mean, adulterous, selfish, violent, cruel
to animals a genuine marital "Rocky Horror Picture Show."
But with her over-the-top, bed-smashing, "How YOU doin'?!?"
attitude, "she" is an
Eddie Murphy creation, as much as any other in Eddie's body morphing
in "The Nutty Professors," "Coming to America,"
etc. The fact that people are actually calling on a BOYCOTT of this
movie due to its "offensive portrayal of black women" is
more than a little beyond belief (seriously, Najee Ali aren't
there more pressing issues to protest like, oh, I don't know, AIDS
in the black community, the war
in Iraq, "Flavor of Love" not being nominated for an Image
Award anything?!). If we're going to start persecuting performers
for dressing in drag, start with Martin Lawrence for not being funny
TWICE in "Big Momma Houses" or Tyler Perry for frying panning
us to the face with Madea the past two springs. "Norbit"
is a VERY broad comedy that in no way aims to oppress the black community
any more than humorless, self-righteous "community" activists
who inflict their use of the race
card anytime a camera's red light isn't on in their direction. Have
a sense of humor or stay home. How YOU doin'?!?
@@@ REELS (It's pretty hot go give it a shot)
MUSIC
AND LYRICS (PG-13) *opens 2/14
Biases: Cute trailer, cuter cast.
Players: Hugh Grant, Drew Barrymore, writer/director Marc Lawrence
Logline: Washed up '80s pop star Alex Fletcher (Grant) of the super
group called, well, Pop! has to churn out a hit song in less than
a week for spiritually centered sexpop diva of the moment Cora (Haley
Bennett) and he can only seem to get it together with the help of
his hypochondriac "plant lady" Sophie (Barrymore), a woman
with "no filtering system" who turns out to be a lyrical
savant.
The
Deal: Romantic comedies aren't a lost art they're an overly
done, hackneyed art that is as predictable as a James Bond movie.
However, when done WELL (or at least competently in the case of "Lyrics")
they are like, well, "Music" to your eyes. Still boyish
at fortysomething, Hugh Grant does his stammering, witty, English
charmer thing while Drew does her flirty, nutty, eye fluttery thing;
they make quite a comely couple. His Alex is a pandering sellout reduced
to performing at state fairs and amusement parks; her Sophie is a
strawberry blonde, creatively tortured mess of deferred ambition who's
such a natural lyricist, Alex calls her "Cole Porter in panties."
These are two people who clearly need each other, and the Rom-Com
Gods shall be satisfied. "Lyrics" hits all the rom-com notes
in pleasantly
predictable fashion like the perfect Valentine's Day movie it is (observe
its release date). Reliably loony, Barrymore is irresistible, exploiting
her girl-next-door
humidity (it's never quite "hotness")
to maximum effect. Still boyish at fortysomething, Grant, who's just
on the edge of smarmy even when he's charm-y, endears as a fossilized,
last-grasp-for-stardom hanger-on from the "I want my MTV!"
generation. With a fairly conflict-free plot and the able hands of
romantic comedy
vet Lawrence (Miss Congeniality), there is no doubt that Alex and
Sophie will make beautiful music (and lyrics) together in a very PG-13,
feelgood way with all the emotional and cinematic resonance of a pop
song. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
@@@ REELS (It's pretty hot go give it a shot)
CATCH
& RELEASE (PG-13)
Biases: Garner's on The Wall.
Players: Jennifer Garner, Timothy Olyphant, Kevin Smith, writer/director
Susannah Grant
Logline: After Gray's (Jennifer) fiancée dies right before
their wedding, she moves in with his friends, learning and adapting
to some shocking secrets about him in absentia while dealing with
an odd attraction to his seemingly shallow, philandering best friend
Fritz (Olyphant).
The
Deal: Plucky perfection as usual, Sydney Brist er, Jennifer
Garner plows straight ahead with high cheekboned optimism through
this touchy-feely, emotionally complicated romantic dramedy set against
a literal and figurative backdrop of fly fishing (hence the title,
and its Boulder, CO setting). This movie is subtle, nuanced, bittersweet,
grown definitely not for your annoying, talky teenagers who
giggle during lovemaking scenes or those involving moral complexity.
Grant, writer of "Erin Brockovich" making her directorial
debut, creates one of the most embarrassing meet-cutes in history
in a script that also contains a hilariously disgusting organic-themed
dinner filled with confession and comedy. Mix in a plays-this-a-little-too-well
flighty Juliette Lewis as an aura-based masseuse, a roly-poly, eat-o-matic
Kevin Smith as one of the friends, and the toothy, slightly oily but
ultimately worthy Olyphant as Fritz and you have an off-center, charmer
of a little movie that's hard to market in these sensory overloaded
times. Despite the HOLLOW claim by a reader that I "give everything
three mics" (ahem, that's REELS to you), "Catch & Release"
gets
@@@ REELS (It's pretty hot go give it a shot)
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Edwardo
Jackson is the author of the novels EVER AFTER and NEVA HAFTA,
(Villard/Random House), a writer for BlackNLA.com,
UrbanFilmPremiere.com, AllHipHop.com, and an LA-based screenwriter.
Visit his website at www.edwardojackson.com
where his new novel I DO?
is available NOW.
©
Edwardo Jackson 2007