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BlackNLA Movie Reviews *****THE REEL DEAL: Reviewz from the Street***** by Edwardo Jackson BIASES: late 20s black male; frustrated screenwriter who favors action, comedy, and glossy, big budget movies over indie flicks, kiddie flicks, and weepy Merchant Ivory fare WAIST DEEP (R) MOVIE
BIASES: Remember THE REEL DEAL "don't like black movies."
It's summertime: the weather's getting hotter, the skirts are getting shorter. So are attention spans and standards. With my annual anticipation of all things action-oriented, I've been looking forward to a film that embraces all those big screen excesses that the summer months afford. Time to wade in and get "Waist Deep." Recently
paroled two strikes felon O2 (Gibson) gets wickedly carjacked in broad
daylight on the streets of South (Central) LA. An even bigger problem:
his young son (H. Hunter Hall) was in the car. Employing the talents
of the sexy clothes hustlin' Coco (Good), who helped set him up to
get jacked, O2 goes about trying to secure the $100,000 ransom demanded
by the nefarious (and mellifluously named) Big Meat (The Game) in
two days' time by willfully plunging himself in the middle of Believe
it or not, this movie actually made me care about the answer. A sometimes
implausible but rousingly gritty hood flick, the wonderfully LA-centric
"Waist" (Wessssside!) gets about as deep as a Michael Bay
shoot-em up - and I don't mind one bit. Set against an anti-violence,
is-blood-thicker-than-water theme yet still indulging in tons of gunplay
and gratuitous profanity, "Waist Deep" is a movie Good
thing then that Watts-reared Tyrese is on board. Filling the bill
- and lens - with his blackboard cool skin restrained by a simple
white 'beater, Tyrese gives his most authentic, quietly charismatic
performance to date. Sporting pouty, two-toned lips, Daisy Dukes,
and heels stacked three stories tall to make her short frame seem
to stretch out like the 405 freeway, Meagan Good, at least visually, Having
such strong opinions, I get a lot of criticism myself: "Why don't
you do half REELS?" "THE REEL DEAL don't like black movies!"
Well, I don't do half REELS because I think they're copouts: either
something is or something isn't: you can't be a little bit pregnant.
But if there were ever a movie that screamed for a 1/2 REEL policy
change, it would be this one (not happening). As far as my perpetual
defense against the shortsightedness that is "THE REEL DEAL don't
like black movies," I offer "Waist Deep" as yet another
so-called black movie that I actually DO like (altogether now: "I
don't like BAD movies; Hollywood makes a disproportionate amount of
them that are black."). Where's the outrage when I give Lindsay
Lohan's "Just My Luck" the same, thoroughly deserved rating
as "Madea's Family Reunion" Sure, this flick's got problems. A cheesy, albeit earned ending that's about as plausible as a unicorn race. Somewhat superfluous but realistic use of F-bombs and N-words. And, of course, not the most flattering portrait of our people in our most commonly media-reinforced economic state. But
this movie ain't about all that. I don't care what anyone says - "Waist
Deep" is MY guilty pleasure. This is the type of film where people
smoke and cuss, illegally discharge firearms, and nobody goes by their
given name (O2, Coco, Big Meat, Lucky, Pookie and 'em...). Not every
"black film" needs to be socially responsible (hell, many
the Hollyhood gatekeepers let slip by are downright offensive). Like @@@
REELS Like what you read? Agree/disagree with The Reel Deal? Think he's talkin' out his...HUSH YO' MOUF! (I'm only talkin' about The Reel Deal!) Email him at ReelReviewz@aol.com!
Edwardo Jackson is the author of the novels EVER AFTER and NEVA HAFTA, (Villard/Random House), a writer for UrbanFilmPremiere.com, and an LA-based screenwriter. Visit his website at www.edwardojackson.com
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