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BlackNLA Movie Reviews *****THE REEL DEAL: Reviewz from the Street***** by Edwardo Jackson BIASES:Early 30s black male; frustrated screenwriter who favors action, comedy, and glossy, big budget movies over indie flicks, kiddie flicks, and weepy Merchant Ivory fare SHREK THE THIRD (PG) MOVIE
BIASES: It's a blockbuster, albeit an animated one. Kinda pre-sold. Parenthood is the theme for "Shrek the Third": Donkey (Murphy) has a brood of adorable dragon-donkey babies and Princess Fiona's (Diaz) frog king father (John Cleese) uh, croaks. Faced with the daunting challenge of ruling the kingdom when all he wants to do is return to the smelly comforts of his beloved swamp, Shrek (Myers) sets out for Worcestershire High, where Fiona's socially outcast cousin Artie (Timberlake) lives, unwittingly, next in line for the throne. While Puss 'N Boots (Banderas), Donkey, and Shrek head home with their young charge, a jilted, vengeful, dinner theater playing Prince Charming (Everett) rallies the losers of other fairy tales like Rumplestiltskin and the Ugly Stepsister for an assault on Fiona's kingdom of Far Far Away to ensure their own "happily ever afters." This
much we know about the "Shrek" franchise: the animation
is breathtaking, it's a four quadrant movie to please all ages and
genders, and it'll be full of modern spins on classic fairy tales.
What we also know about the "Shrek" franchise kind of hurts
it - we've been there, done that. Girded by a flotilla of writers
and the sharp, The
big three of Myers, Diaz, and Murphy reprise their roles with energy,
even though the script doesn't always match it. Perennial scene-stealer
Puss 'N Boots is purred with passion by Banderas. The unfairly talented
Justin Timberlake (what, it wasn't enough for you to bring sexy back
AND you gotta be a capable actor?!?) impresses again "onscreen,"
charismatically voicing the angst-ridden confusion of I left the theater with a wan smile about this movie, feeling like I'd been entertained but not overly so. A day later, I felt the same way, but couldn't recall specifically (without my notes) why I'd felt entertained. With critics lining up to piñata party this movie out of its sheer audacity as a calculated, vertically integrated corporate cash grab rather than being a genuine family summer treat like "Shrek the First," I won't put on my blindfold. But I will wave a soft stick. @@
REELS Like what you read? Agree/disagree with The Reel Deal? Think he's talkin' out his...HUSH YO' MOUF! (I'm only talkin' about The Reel Deal!) Email him at EJAce1@gmail.com!
Edwardo Jackson is the author of the novels EVER AFTER and NEVA HAFTA, (Villard/Random House), a writer for UrbanFilmPremiere.com, and an LA-based screenwriter. Visit his website at www.edwardojackson.com
© 2007, Edwardo Jackson
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