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BlackNLA Movie Reviews *****THE REEL DEAL: Reviewz from the Street***** by Edwardo Jackson BIASES: late 20s black male; frustrated screenwriter who favors action, comedy, and glossy, big budget movies over indie flicks, kiddie flicks, and weepy Merchant Ivory fare THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT (PG-13) MOVIE
BIASES: God, another one? Grr.
No more Vin Diesel. Bro! No more Paul Walker. After the Oscar-Felix
odd couple of Walker and Tyrese sank what never should've been a franchise
anyway with "2 Fast 2 Furious," imagine my bemused horror
that Neal Moritz et. al. were up for a third installment, albeit one
set in Tokyo (cool) but featuring Bow Wow (so not cool). Once again,
imagine my bemused horror when, of all things, I genuinely Starting
with a sexy little suped up challenge that gets him shipped off to
his transient Navy father's (Brian Goodman) crib in Tokyo, "F&F"
follows the misadventures of Sean Boswell (Black), a twangy, rebellious
(is there any other kind of hero?) teenage street racer who's moved
around more than UHaul, thanks to his legally unsanctioned driving
habits. Befriending fellow gaijin Twinkie (Bow Wow), the school's
black market goods hustler, Sean is hipped to the dangerous, hyper-slick
brand of Tokyo street racing called drifting, where one uses braking
as a way of controlled, accelerated hairpin-tight maneuvering. After
running afoul of DK (Brian Tee), the reigning Drift King, by falling
for his mysterious, Aussie-accented, gaijin Well,
here's a surprise for you: "Tokyo Drift" is the quintessential
testosterone-soaked summer movie. All gas, no brake, "F&F"
screeches out of the garage with a rough and tumble opening that returns
this rejuvenated franchise to its roots: hot chicks, hotter music,
and the hottest whips this side of "Pimp My Ride." You should've
heard the orgasmic purrs from the crowd when the hood of a muscle
car was revealed or the first sequence of Armorall glossy racers rotated
in and out of frame. With Lin exposing us American gaijin to a hip
hop-saturated, raccoon make-up, under-30 Tokyo that's a Fodor's guide
cross-pollinated with softcore Asian porn, "F&F" brings
just enough story to get us from racing set piece to racing set piece
while actually giving a damn about these characters (no small feat
- see "2Fast 2Furious"). The Chris Morgan (Cellular) script
balances just enough James Dean anti-establishment youth ("Life
is simple - you make choices and don't look back.") with character
motivation and development (cue the afterschool special messages of
personal responsibility and growing up) to ground the action in a
semblance of Boasting
a handsome cast that's as sleek as its cars, "F&F" gives
Lin a lot with which to work. You have Lucas Black's boyish knucklehead,
forever with something to prove as the perennial outsider, who grins
his way with tangible, amicably gaijin glee whenever possible. Watching
his gearhead Sean see the parking garage full of cranked up race cars
is akin to watching the Cookie Monster make a trip to Mrs. And
then there's Nat. Not quite a REEL DEAL Crush but eminently watchable
nonetheless, Nathalie Kelley comes out of nowhere as tasty-accented
Neela (literally - this is the well-dimpled one's only IMDB credit)
with her multiracial, olive skinned looks and sinfully engaging eyes.
Causing car geeks and jocks alike in the theater to swoon, Kelley
is a bangin', cinematic version of a rush hour car wreck: you just
gotta stop and take a look. Small Hollywood aside: The luscious Ms.
Kelley was in the lobby of my theater after tonight's midnight screening,
posing for pictures with drooling, newly baptized male fans. Not only
did she prove her not-ready-for-primetime REEL DEAL Crush status (although
her Maxim-ready looks are real world legit), but also that the camera
adds ten pounds and a cup size or two But
Asian ingenues aside, "The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift"
gives what should've been a dead franchise a tune up, if not a ferocious
new engine altogether. Stacked with an amazing, unexpected second
act complication that truly does raise the plot and emotional stakes,
"F&F" is destined to become one of the sleeper hits
of the summer, sure to best the nine figure worldwide perfs of its
predecessors through sheer burnt rubber alone. The script extols the
value of @@@
REELS Like what you read? Agree/disagree with The Reel Deal? Think he's talkin' out his...HUSH YO' MOUF! (I'm only talkin' about The Reel Deal!) Email him at ReelReviewz@aol.com!
Edwardo Jackson is the author of the novels EVER AFTER and NEVA HAFTA, (Villard/Random House), a writer for UrbanFilmPremiere.com, and an LA-based screenwriter. Visit his website at www.edwardojackson.com
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