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by
Edwardo Jackson
BIASES:
Early 30s black male; frustrated screenwriter who favors action, comedy,
and glossy, big budget movies over indie flicks, kiddie flicks, and
weepy Merchant Ivory fare
THE DEALIES 2007
Once
again, it's on! That's right, y'all, it's Oscar time. I swear, if
it gets any earlier, we'll be celebrating the Oscars on New Year's
Eve. Regardless, as your humble civic servant, forever standing vanguard
against cultural pollutants and wastes of your time, THE REEL DEAL
predicts the Oscars. Trust me on these, folks (Mom) and win
your office pool.
BEST
ACTOR
Nominated: Leonardo DiCaprio, Ryan Gosling, Peter O'Toole,
Will Smith, Forest Whitaker
Should Win: Forest Whitaker. It's always hard playing
a person who lived instead of inventing a character.
Will Win: Whitaker. Gosling was quietly electric, Smith
is likable but over his head, O'Toole will get lifetime achievement-type
sympathy votes, and DiCaprio is nominated for the wrong film ("Blood
Diamond" is highly overrated; it's criminal his undercover cop/junkie
in "The Departed" didn't get nommed). Plus Whitaker's awards
season-filled mantle should give you a clue.
BEST
ACTRESS
Nominated: Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, Helen Mirren,
Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet
Should Win: Helen Mirren. If you haven't seen "The
Queen," I just can't explain it to you.
Will Win: Mirren. Hollywood's seen "The Queen."
Even if voters haven't, her slew of major awards plus name recognition
will turn the tide. Although Dame Judi Dench would win in any other
year for her complicated turn in "Notes on a Scandal" and
Streep could've won in a less competitive year, Cruz is out of her
depth in the overrated "Volver" while Winslet, forever talented,
just didn't have a strong enough role despite a strong enough performance.
BEST
SUPPORTING ACTOR
Nominated: Alan Arkin, Jackie Earle Haley, Djimon Hounsou,
Eddie Murphy, Mark Wahlberg
Should Win: Eddie Murphy. He sings, he dances, he emotes
I
am so incredibly biased.
Will Win: Murphy. It's scary how in tune my picks are
with The Academy this year
Hounsou playing Hounsou (nobility
personified) has a snowball's chance in Hell due to the white liberal
guilt-ridden/overvalued actioner-disguised-as-a-message-film "Blood
Diamond." Haley's playing a conflicted, paroled child molester
('nuff said). Arkin is great as a horny, drug-addled dance "coach"/grandpa
but he's in a comedy. Wahlberg's Samsonite tough cop is electric
chair sparky, but not when stacked against Murphy's charismatic, career-saving
turn.
BEST
SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Nominated: Adriana Barraza, Cate Blanchett, Abigail
Breslin, Jennifer Hudson, Rinko Kikuchi
Should Win: Jennifer Hudson. Even though she's in the
wrong category.
Will Win: Hudson. Blanchett would win in any other year.
Kikuchi played a sexually charged deaf-mute better than most actors
can speak (and playing the "vulnerability" card (re: naked)
didn't hurt, either). Ten year old Breslin has a bright future ahead
of her. Barraza is heartbreakingly real. But the Oscars, like most
awards, are a popularity contest and nobody knows Barraza. If Hudson
(a.k.a. The
Surest Thing Since Paris Hilton with a Videocamera) gets shafted on
this - especially after racking up every conceivable statuette in
awards season I'll lead the picket line in front of the Academy,
Najee Ali
BEST
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Nominated: Babel, Letters from Iwo Jima, Little Miss
Sunshine, Pan's Labyrinth, The Queen
Should Win: "The Queen." It made the monarchy
mean something to this Yank, even shedding some light on the odd British
fixation on Princess Di.
Will Win: "Little Miss Sunshine." The train
has left the station on this movie. There's so much goodwill for out
there for this little family comedy, it's gotta win SOMETHING. This
is its best shot.
BEST
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Nominated: Borat, Children of Men, The Departed, Little
Children, Notes on a Scandal
Should Win: "The Departed." There are no losers
in this category. In any other year, the other four are just as worthy
and would win. But can someone explain exactly from what the highly
improvised "Borat" was adapted???
Will Win: "The Departed." Aiding its cause,
you can find a copy of the shooting script with the deluxe, Target
store edition of the DVD that came out a week ago. An incredible,
truly Americanized translation of the Hong Kong neo-classic.
BEST
PICTURE
Nominated: Babel, The Departed, Letters From Iwo Jima,
Little Miss Sunshine, The Queen
Should Win: "Dreamgirls" er, "The
Departed." I'm still furious my second favorite movie of all
time, the Oscar leader with eight nominations, isn't nominated for
the top two prizes Best Picture and Best Director. Heresy! Otherwise,
"The Departed" is more than worthy, and should win any other
year "Dreamgirls" wasn't released.
Will Win: "The Departed." But it's close.
Golden Globes and SAG have me feeling all "Sunshine"-y,
but "The Departed" truly is the best picture (of what's
available). Don't be shocked if "Little Miss" squeaks out
an upset.
BEST
DIRECTOR
Nominated: Clint Eastwood, Stephen Frears, Paul Greengrass,
Alejandro
Gonzalez Inarritu, Martin Scorsese
Should Win: Martin Scorsese. It's a masterpiece. Right
up there with "Goodfellas."
Will Win: Scorsese. 'Bout time. The Academy's Susan
Lucci finally gets his golden dude.
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Edwardo
Jackson is the author of the novels EVER AFTER and NEVA HAFTA,
(Villard/Random House), a writer for BlackNLA.com,
UrbanFilmPremiere.com, AllHipHop.com, and an LA-based screenwriter.
Visit his website at www.edwardojackson.com
where his new novel I DO?
is available NOW.
©
Edwardo Jackson 2007