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BlackNLA Movie Reviews *****THE REEL DEAL: Reviewz from the Street***** by Edwardo Jackson BIASES:30 (yikes!) year old black male; frustrated screenwriter who favors action, comedy, and glossy, big budget movies over indie flicks, kiddie flicks, and weepy Merchant Ivory fare ANNAPOLIS (PG-13) MOVIE
BIASES: Gen-Y "Top Gun"? I just hope they blow something
up. Amateur
boxer and fulltime shipbuilder Jake Huard (Franco) gets a lifetime
dream fulfilled when he's a last minute entry to the prestigious Naval
Academy in Annapolis, just across the river. At a school where 50,000
apply and only 1200 get in, Jake is just another lowly freshman plebe,
where his chances of quitting are as high as the blood pressure of
his disapproving, hard-driving Midshipman Lt. Cole So
nothing blows up (I'm a little disappointed here). Instead, despite
its high-flying trailer and commercials (which feature fighter planes
we NEVER get to see can you say "Top Gun" bait and
switch?), "Annapolis" turns out to be a predictable, if
not mildly interesting coming-of-age/sports drama. Although he impressed
with indie verve in his debut feature "Better Luck Tomorrow,"
Justin Lin is stuck with a Speaking
of milk, once again we have James Franco thrust upon us and
I still don't know why. Like methane gas, Franco is colorless, odorless,
yet somehow kills (in the audition room, evidently). There's just
something charisma-free about Franco's performances, "Annapolis"
being no different. Sure, he's got the golden boy, Gillette-sharp
cheekboned look, but none of the vitality of the star Hollywood keeps
trying to make him out to be. Playing another quietly resentful kid
(note to Franco's management: Get him to play a drag queen or someone
with some doggone ENERGY) almost a cottage industry unto Franco
after "City by the Sea," "Tristan & Isolde,"
"Spider-man 2," et. al. Franco's the Banana Republic
of young leading men. His blandly attractive counterpart/love interest,
Jordana Brewster, might as well be J. Crew herself. Only Vicellous
Reon Shannon (who's gotta be over Overwrought,
forgettable soundtrack aside, "Annapolis" is a professional,
uninspiring effort that typifies Hollywood in January. The town is
empty (having invaded Park City, Utah for Sundance) and studios are
burning off their shelved movies that are neither big enough for summer
nor important enough for winter's Oscar season. Lemme tell you, it's
taken me well over an hour to write this little @@
REELS Like what you read? Agree/disagree with The Reel Deal? Think he's talkin' out his...HUSH YO' MOUF! (I'm only talkin' about The Reel Deal!) Email him at ReelReviewz@aol.com!
Edwardo Jackson is the author of the novels EVER AFTER and NEVA HAFTA, (Villard/Random House), a writer for UrbanFilmPremiere.com, and an LA-based screenwriter. Visit his website at www.edwardojackson.com
© 2004, Edwardo Jackson
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