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by
Edwardo Jackson
BIASES:
Early 30s black male; frustrated screenwriter who favors action, comedy,
and glossy, big budget movies over indie flicks, kiddie flicks, and
weepy Merchant Ivory fare
YEAR
IN REVIEW: 2006
Yeah,
I know, I'm hella late on this. Hey, I'm busy and this is free.
So kick back, relax, and let's celebrate the year in movies
BEST
FILMS (and, yes, it was just that good of a year in movies that
my list is
super-sized)
10. Heart of the Game I played high school basketball in Seattle;
what'd you expect?
10. Casino Royale One of the best scripted Bonds ever. Sorry
we ever
doubted you Craig, Daniel Craig.
9. Children of Men A spectacular, realistically bleak vision
of
the future.
9. United 93 Respectful, terrifying, heroic, and informative
not
an easy feat.
9. Thank You for Smoking Thank YOU for the satirical comedy
with
heart, Jason Reitman.
8. Half Nelson So not your stereotypical "into the blackboard
jungle" white savior teacher flicks. Oscar got this one right
with
Ryan Gosling's breakout performance, but slept on Shareeka Epps'
equally strong one as his student.
7. The War Tapes An uncensored, GI-helmed anti-war statement
if
there ever was one.
6. The Queen Who knew the monarchy was this interesting? Strange',
Helen Mirren, Strange'.
5. Haven Never heard of it? Not surprised. Still beautifully
done.
5. Notes on a Scandal Marber has done it again, fueling fearless
performances by Dench and Blanchett.
4. Quinceanera Criminally underseen, has the most humanity
of any
film this year.
3. Borat Yes, we like!!!
2. The Departed Another modern day classic by Scorsese, back
to
"Goodfellas" form, with an intricately beautiful William
Monahan
script. Would be #1 any other year if it weren't for
1. Dreamgirls My second favorite movie of all time. Period.
And as
much as it pains my "Boomerang"-lovin' heart to say it,
this is Eddie
Murphy's best (and soon-to-be Oscar-winning) performance to date.
Honorable
Mentions: Through the Fire (not enough space), The Good
Shepherd (ditto wholly underrated), Inside Man (space), Dave
Chappelle's Block Party (one of the most entertaining movies of the
year), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (space), The Lake
House (too slight, but I love it anyway), Superman Returns, The
Prestige (space and it hurts, too), This Film Is Not Yet Rated,
Jesus Camp (too many documentaries)
Heralded
but Haven't Seen: Dixie Chicks: Shut Up and Sing, Venus,
Pan's Labyrinth, Curse of the Golden Flower
BEST
LEAD PERFORMANCES - MALE (because there are no best actors any
one year, just better performances)
5. Derek Luke, Catch a Fire It's always harder playing someone
who's real.
4. Ryan Gosling Poster child for functionally high teachers
everywhere.
3. Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat Author of a new brand of reali-comedy.
2. Leonardo DiCaprio, The Departed What he should have been
nominated for.
1. Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland - There's a reason he
won just about every award.
Honorable
Mentions: Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness; Clive Owen,
Children of Men; Hugh Jackman, The Prestige; Christian Bale, The
Prestige; Daniel Craig, Casino Royale; Matt Damon, The Good Shepherd;
Brad Pitt, Babel; Matt Damon, The Departed, Vin Diesel, Find Me Guilty
BEST
LEAD PERFORMANCE - FEMALE
5. Maggie Gyllenhaal, Sherrybaby Her character was so bad,
she made
you sad.
4. Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada The Devil wears Oscar,
too.
3. Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal Wickedly delicious for a
grand dame.
2. Helen Mirren, The Queen Will win Best Actress in a walk.
1. Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls C'mon, we all know Effie White
don't
sing backup.
Honorable
Mentions: Kate Winslet, Little Children; Vera Farmiga, The
Departed; Eva Green, Casino Royale; Emily Rios, Quinceanera
BEST
SUPPORTING PERFORMANCES - MALE
5. Alec Baldwin, The Departed I wish all burnt out cops were
this
hilarious.
4. James McAvoy, The Last King of Scotland YOU try staying
in the
same frame with the force that is Idi Amin, er, Forest Whitaker.
3. Mark Wahlberg, The Departed Best %*(& Supporting Actor!
2. Ben Affleck, Hollywoodland Don't look so surprised
rent the movie.
1. Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls His (big sigh) best performance
EVER.
Honorable
Mentions: Orlando Bloom, Haven; Jesse Garcia, Quinceanera;
Sacha Baron Cohen, Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby
BEST
SUPPORTING PERFORMANCES - FEMALE
5. Kerry Washington, The Dead Girl Haunting, affecting performance.
4. Rose Byrne, The Dead Girl Even more so.
3. Beyonce, Dreamgirls Yeah, she shocked me, too. Just "Listen."
2. Shareeka Epps, Half Nelson All eyes and looks, Gosling's
soul
salvation.
1. Cate Blanchett, Notes on a Scandal The object of Dame Judi's
attention.
Honorable
Mentions: Brittany Murphy, The Dead Girl; Toni Collette, The
Dead Girl; Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine; Rinko Kikuchi,
Babel; Anika Noni Rose, Dreamgirls; Pamela Anderson, Borat
BEST
SCREENPLAYS (adapted, original or otherwise)
5. Sacha Baron Cohen, et. al., Borat If there truly is a
screenplay, it's hilarious.
4. Todd Field & Tom Perrotta, Little Children Suburban
audacity
rewarded.
3. Eric Roth, The Good Shepherd Complex, detailed, historical
a
winner.
2. Patrick Marber, Notes on a Scandal Dialogue savant.
1. William Monahan, The Departed So good it'll get Marty his
Oscar.
Honorable
Mentions: Jason Reitman, Thank You for Smoking; Frank E.
Flowers, Haven; Richard Glazer & Wash Westmoreland, Quinceanera;
Jeremy Brock & Peter Morgan, The Last King of Scotland; Peter
Morgan,
The Queen; Ryan Fleck & Anna Boden, Half Nelson
BEST
MUSICAL SCORES (because I care about these things)
5. Danny Elfman, Nacho Libre Hideous, ridiculous, and troubadour
friendly.
4. Alex Heffes, The Last King of Scotland A paranoid, unbilled
character.
3. John Williams & John Ottman, Superman Returns Like you
don't
love it, too.
2. David Arnold, Casino Royale As essential as a shaken not
stirred
martini.
1. Bruce Fowler & Marcelo Zavros, The Good Shepherd Moody,
foreboding.
BEST
LINES
5. "My sister is number four prostitute in all of Kazahkstan."
- Borat
4. "I don't know what to bring to a rap party
I knew I should've
bought a thong." Dave Chappelle's Block Party
3. "I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my
environment to be a product of me." The Departed
2. "Sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for
fun."
Nacho Libre
1. "If we wanted sissies, we woulda named 'em Dr. Quinn and Medicine
Woman!" Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby
BEST
DIRECTION
5. Robert DeNiro, The Good Shepherd
4. Stephen Frears, The Queen
3. Richard Eyre, Notes on a Scandal
2. Martin Scorsese, The Departed
1. Bill Condon, Dreamgirls
What
do y'all think? Who did I miss? Holla at me with YOUR favorites
of 2006!
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Edwardo
Jackson is the author of the novels EVER AFTER and NEVA HAFTA,
(Villard/Random House), a writer for BlackNLA.com,
UrbanFilmPremiere.com, AllHipHop.com, and an LA-based screenwriter.
Visit his website at www.edwardojackson.com
where his new novel I DO?
is available NOW.
©
Edwardo Jackson 2007