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*****THE
REEL DEAL: Reviewz from the Street*****
by
Edwardo Jackson
BIASES:
Early 30s black male; frustrated screenwriter who favors action, comedy,
and glossy, big budget movies over indie flicks, kiddie flicks, and
weepy Merchant Ivory fare
LATE
FALL REVIEW, PART ONE
News
of my demise have been greatly exaggerated! Despite breakups,
birthdays, computer issues, and Georgia political attack ads, even
after a month away, you can't stop THE REEL DEAL!
MAN
OF THE YEAR (PG-13)
Biases: Good concept; hope it's funnier than its Dow Jonesy star.
Players: Robin Wiliams, Christopher Walken, Laura Linney, writer/director
Barry Levinson
Logline: "From the Comedy Store to the White House:" Jonathan
Stewart-style talk show host/comedian Tom Dobbs (Williams) launches
a freewheeling Presidential bid, only to win on an electronic voting
glitch that has a whistle-blowing system technician (Linney) fearing
for her life.
The
Deal: Gotcha you thought this was a comedy, didn't you? There's
a reason why the trailers to this thing are only tepidly amusing -
because the film itself has an identity crisis. Co-starring Robin
Williams (a volume comic instead of a value comic if there ever was
one and he's on target with his riffs about 40% of the time
here) and Chrisopher Walken's sing-songy cadence (!), "Man"
bounces between
being a convenient dumping/proving ground for independent, liberal
politics and a low-rent thriller that squanders an otherwise capable
cast and high concept. Talk about being sold a bill of goods: when
tickets cost eleven dollars at some Los Angeles theaters and a movie
leaves you wondering just what did you pay for, this type of bait
and switch should be a federal offense. Seriously or at least
a very
stern misdemeanor. Yes, people are going to comedians like Bill Maher
for news. Yes, I agree with Dobbs'claim that "Democracy is a
collision of ideas." But it only works when those ideas are good
ones. At $11 plus parking, "Man of the Year" is not such
a good idea.
@@ REELS (Extra medium)
THE
QUEEN (R)
Biases: Overwhelming praise for Mirren has me intrigued.
Players: Helen Mirren, Martin Sheen, director Stephen Frears
Logline: Just days after the election of Tony Blair (Sheen), Britain's
youngest Prime Minister in history and a modernist with an anti-monarchist
wife to boot, Princess Diana's death elicits days of a curious non-response
from the Royal Family, illuminating if not cruciblizing Queen Elizabeth
II's (Mirren) distaste for her former
daughter-in-law and the distance between the monarch and its subjects.
The
Deal: Yeah, I just made up a word, but it seems to fit: "The
Queen" is a very engaging, 360 degree inspection of Queen Elizabeth's
own trial by fire, and how public scrutiny into her own petty jealousies
and self-perceived failings as a mother especially when held
up to the already-revered-but-now-flawless-in-death mirror of
"the peoples' princess" hardens her views but at
the cost of some serious introspection and public grief. The living
embodiment of tradition, protocol, and a bygone time of English dominance,
Mirren's Queen Elizabeth is a gold statuette waiting to happen. A
far cry from the supple, lean body that gloriously sexed up Cuba Gooding
Jr. in "Shadowboxer," the owlishly bespectacled, gray wigged
symbol of dowdy regality that is Helen Mirren's Queen Elizabeth emotes
with all the
ease of squeezing out diamonds, her latent jealousy of Diana's popularity
even in death just a perfectly dictioned sniff of royal elitism away.
Mirren's not only the forces of modernity warring against the intractability
of royalism in the flesh ("freeloading, emotionally retarded
nutters" says Mrs. Blair of the Royal Family, who
cost the United Kingdom "30-40 million pounds a year"),
but also an out-of-touch oxymoron herself: while Mirren's Queen spends
half the movie espousing the historical importance of the Crown's
image, it's that very same symbolism to a people her people,
her subjects particularly in a time of death, that she risks
ignoring. Frears continues to handle actors marvelously, drawing out
a wholly
sympathetic, championable performance from Sheen as rookie, revisionist
Prime Minister Blair, whose outsider status and free-thinking crisis
management team vainly tries to defend and deflect negative press
from Her Majesty - who's holed away at the Balmoral summer home, without
a comment for or a clue about the pulse of the people. Caught between
ameliorating the grief of the people who
elected him and refereeing the overarching arrogance of a figurehead
long past its relevancy, it's no wonder Blair mutters "They screwed
up her life. Let's hope they don't screw up her death." Toss
in Frears' wonderfully staged high speed hunting of Diana through
the media, a caught-between-a-rock-and-hard-throne Prince Charles
(Alex Jennings), plus a divinely non-regal, intuitive musical score,
and you have a
"Queen" for all occasions. Especially those held at the
Kodak Theater.
@@@@ REELS (An urban legend/instant classic)
OPEN
SEASON (PG)
Biases: Here goes that animated, 3-D thing I love so much
Players: Voices of Ashton Kutcher, Martin Lawrence
Logline: Boog (Lawrence), a domesticated zoo bear, is dropped off
in the wild, joined soon by mischievous deer Elliot (Kutcher). Pursued
by a bloodthirsty, vengeful hunter (Jack McGee), Boog and Elliot try
to make it back to the town of Timberline before the start of (open)
hunting season.
The
Deal: Paced by flourishes of wit yet dragged down by occasionally
gross humor (I don't think even today's kids are laughing at the scat
jokes, y'all), "Season," despite its charms, is just another
animated film in a crowded, animated field (Memo to Hollywood: Put
the 3-D animatronic software DOWN!). Kutcher's goofy, spongy voice
is natural for an animatic and Martin Lawrence is amiable enough for
mainstream audiences (although "amiable" isn't what makes
the humorously
mercurial Lawrence entertaining). But it's Billy Connolly's hysterical,
Guinness-soaked portrayal of a nut-tossing cult leader of a band of
territorial squirrels that takes the ca er acorn. Boog
is right: "The woods is no place for a bear." Neither is
the wilderness of today's multiplex.
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VOLVER
(R)
Biases: Heard it was all the rage at Cannes.
Players: Penelope Cruz, writer/director Pedro Almodovar
Logline: When Raimunda's (Cruz) friends and family begin to see visions
of her dead mother around their homes, it brings up a lot of family
secrets and unfinished business for three generations of these Spanish
women.
The
Deal: Yawn. Here is yet another entry on my "What in the World
Were Other Critics Thinking" list, joining notables like "Mystic
River" and "You Can Count on Me." Is this movie well
made? Sure it's Pedro Almodovar (All About My Mother, Talk
to Her). A directorial talent of international repute, Almodovar pushes
the envelope in his films, this time pushing us in the realm of pseudo-dark
comedy that
just isn't funny. I guess it's deep because there are a lot of women
hugging and crying and if that makes me an insensitive, silly man,
then I'll be that. While Almodovar does toss us the odd lingering
shot of Cruz's "world class cleavage" (his opinion, not
mine) and she seems far more at home in her native Spanish tongue
than in ours, "Volver" (which means coming back), despite
playing with the bounds of time and space, life and death, is a touchy
feely affair that I can't touch or feel.
@ REEL (If you can't sneak in, don't go in)
FAST
FOOD NATION (R)
Biases: Down with SuperSizing!
Players: Wilmer Valerrama, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Greg Kinnear,
director Richard Linklater
Logline: From immigrant workers sloughing through terrible conditions
in slaughterhouses to the marketing whizzes pushing product to a less-than-suspecting
American populace, an inside-out look at the global impact fast food
has on a variety of lives.
The
Deal: Blood in the meat, workers on drugs, a (real life?) five minute
montage on the slaughter of cattle to produce beef it's all
enough to make you wanna turn vegetarian. Almost. Which is precisely
the point in Linklater's no-holds barred, multilateral fictionalization
of Eric Schlossser's nonfiction book of fast food woe. Blessed by
a malleable, low-rent cast (with the exception of salesman Kinnear
and franchisee Bruce Willis in a very smug, amusing cameo), "Nation"
gives you self-involved ecoterrorists (Paul Dano), struggling Mexican
workers (Moreno, with plain Jane appeal), and those who abuse the
system from within (the diverse wunderkind Bobby Cannavale). Kinda
like with hot dogs, "If you love 'em, don't watch how they're
made." If you're a true meat lover like myself or a fast food
devotee like others, this movie does what it's supposed to do for
everyone: give a moment of pause. Will it stop you from driving through
McDonald's? Not if you believe what Harry (Willis' character) does.
In speaking about there being "too much manure in the meat,"
he says "It's a sad fact of life that we all have to eat a little
shit from time to time." Literally and figuratively.
@@@ REELS (It's pretty hot - go give it a shot)
SHORTBUS
(unrated)
Biases: Oh, that's the sex movie
Players: Writer/director John Cameron Mitchell
Logline: When pre-orgasmic sex therapist Sofia (Sook-Yin Lee) follows
her gay couple patients Jamie (PJ DeBoy) and James (Paul Dawson) to
New York's uber-swinger spot Shortbus (a salon for the sexually challenged
where "voyeurism is participation") in search of her first
orgasm, she's exposed to a whole new cast of diverse characters with
a myriad of ideas on sex, relationships, and life. Oh yeah
and there's real life sex taking place onscreen, too.
The
Deal: While that last fact may suck people in (I won't lie
I was intrigued), it's "Shortbus'" totally irreverent and
libertarian spirit that holds you. In spite of a few dramatic lulls,
director provocateur Mitchell's resoundingly indie experiment is aggressively
interesting, focusing more on relationships than sex , although the
sex is pretty explicit but unglamorous (how many movies will you see
this year with
a guy-on-guy-on-guy threesome? Right didn't think so). The
acting by this little known cast is fine in the face of the movie's
scattershot, relationship-anarchic message, particularly Lee as Canadian
sex doc Sofia Lin and Justin Bond playing himself, an acidic grande
dame of the whole Shortbus scene ("You're so far behind, you
think you're first"). If you have an open mind, "Shortbus"
which has been panned by many critics in part for its unapologetic
sexuality is pretty damn funny. Plus it's a voyeuristic look
at fidelity as a concept not as a reality to peoples' sexual lives,
identities, and egos. Even though its third act gets bogged down under
the weight of its own symbolism, let's be real here: Who doesn't like
sex?!?
@@@ REELS (It's pretty hot - go give it a shot)
THE
PRESTIGE (PG-13)
Biases: Nolan, Jackman, Bale
pre-sold.
Players: Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Scarlett Johansson,
co-writer/director Christopher Nolan
Logline: Former partners turned rival magicians Robert (Jackman) and
Alfred (Bale) engage in a war of career one-upsmanship that threatens
their livelihoods, their very lives, and the lives of their loved
ones in turn of the 19th century London.
The
Deal: Named after the third act (and hardest part) in a magic trick,
"The Prestige" hails from a beautifully crafted Nolan brothers
(Christopher and Jonathan) script that examines the virus-like, all-consuming
nature of obsession while irrevocably blurring the line between reality
and illusion. Factoring in Nolan's own professionally personal obsession
with multiple timelines and continuity complexity,
this production shrouds itself with a layer of mystery and ambiguity
where you're kept somewhat in the dark but not so much that you give
up curiosity somewhat reminiscent of TV's "Lost"
or
a good magic trick. Nolan is a narrative and visual maestro, who extracts
uniformly excellent performances from Bale (hotheaded, innovative
magic purist), Jackman (the better showman), and Caine (the scruffy,
deliciously Cockney assistant). Even Americans Piper Perabo and Scarlett
Johansson exude a cheeky confidence to match their stellar Brit-ccents.
Armed
with that aforementioned champ of a script that never dumbs itself
down and supplies a whopper of a twist at the end, "The Prestige"
pulls off the greatest trick of all: being a piece of outstanding
filmmaking in Hollywood's traditionally fallow fall period. Abracadabra!
@@@@ REELS (An urban legend/instant classic)
BOBBY
(R)
Biases: Big cast, big names, interesting subject.
Players: Joshua Jackson, Lindsay Lohan, Shia LeBeouf, writer/director
Emilio Estevez
Logline: Lives and loves cross in Los Angeles' Ambassador Hotel on
the day Robert F. Kennedy was shot, touching on all pertinent issues
of the day: Vietnam, racial equality, and the working poor.
The
Deal: With Martin Luther King and Malcolm X out of the way, Bobby
Kennedy's populist approach to the presidential campaign gave people
hope, a hope not to be found in this "positive" but far
from perfect (or interesting) movie. Not even the likes of Sharon
Stone and Laurence Fishburne can breathe life into overripe, on the
nose
dialogue that clearly hails from the pen of an actor instead of that
of a polished writer ("Every day, you keeping the brown man down,"
complains Jacob Vargas' Miguel. Who TALKS like this?). Ashton Kutcher's
pothead is in a whole other movie an annoying one. The omnipresent
musical score attempts to conduct/orchestrate our feelings but comes
off as calculated, self-important manipulation. Slater's racist kitchen
manager is so blatantly obvious, he lacks the basic political skills
needed to have ascended to manage ants at a picnic let alone a kitchen
staff of minorities he not-so secretly loathes. Although there are
a lot of characters in this thing, they come off as caricatures; to
quote John Wooden, "Never mistake activity for
achievement." A lot of what Bobby Kennedy speaks to is eerily
pertinent to today, and he was definitely a straight shooter during
a time that needed him. But should he (like many others) in death
be almost deified? Ridiculously overcast with a cavalcade of established
stars, "Bobby," much like its namesake, exists in memory
more for lost potential than for actual achievement.
@ REEL (If you can't sneak in, don't go in)
THE
GUARDIAN (PG-13)
Biases: Goody! "Top Gun" goes all Coast Guard on us.
Players: Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher, director Andrew Davis
Logline: Retired Coast Guard rescue swimmer Ben Randall (Costner),
emotionally scarred from a bad rescue attempt years back (natch),
trains and eventually bonds with hotshot swimmer recruit Jake Fischer
(Kutcher), a cocky young man with a big heart that reminds Ben a lot
of
Ben.
The
Deal: There's an unrealized, sexy element of danger to a Coast Guard
rescue swimmer that both Costner and Kutcher tap into for "The
Guardian." It's a shockingly solid script, much more surprising
and personable than its lazy, "we're the new 'Top Gun'"
ad campaign would leave you to believe. While not Hamlet, both Costner
and Kutcher's characters are just complicated enough to make them
interesting and hold your attention for most of the time when the
action doesn't.
Where the pic suffers somewhat is in its length, with it easily needing
to trim at least fifteen minutes, some of it rescue footage. Nonetheless,
"The Guardian" is surprisingly satisfying late fall fare.
"We're the Coast Guard, Jake
no one appreciates us until
they need us," grumbles Costner's Ben. My bad. We need you, Ben.
We need
you.
@@@ REELS (It's pretty hot - go give it a shot)
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Edwardo
Jackson is the author of the novels EVER AFTER and NEVA HAFTA, (Villard/Random
House), a writer for UrbanFilmPremiere.com, and an LA-based screenwriter.
Visit his website at www.edwardojackson.com
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2004, Edwardo Jackson