1. Alan Keyes. This monkey will buckdance and shine for any white man, anywhere, at any time. It is his delight to stand against the best and brightest Black men, just to make Massah happy. He heard his boss call him to run against that uppity Negro Barack Obama, and ol' shine Alan answered the call. "Shakin' it ovah heah, boss!"

2. 97% of today's Black comedians, as well as Mr. "God Bless" himself, Russell Simmons, selling his Death Comedy Scam (it's not funny when its hurting us and killing our image). He's pure comedy in a not-so-funny kinda way.

3. 89% of today's rappers. Especially the motherless children who love to use the word "Nigger," as though they are doing something revolutionary. Richard Pryor tried to desensitize the word in his comedy thirty years ago, it didn't work and he said so. Nigger is not a revolution, and you look like a fool in your video with all that rented gold. (Don't get their program confused with my naming of House Niggers. They refer to all of us, while I am referring to those who hurt us. The word is ugly and I use it as such.)

4. Clarence Thomas. This jolly old contradictory soul (see his evil twin at #5) has been on the supreme court bustin' up chiffarobes and civil rights so well that he could end up being the Chief Boot Licker, as well as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Lawdy!

5. Ward Connerly. He and his pahtnah in de house Clarence benefited from Affirmative Action, and now that they got theirs, they will do everything in their power to make sure no more of us uppity Negroes get in.

6. Larry Elder/Armstrong Williams-they are the same person. We need a golden calculator to count the number of boots licked by the wagging tongues of these hateful House Niggers.

7. Dr. Condoleeza Rice. Lawd this heah gal got Massah so happy dat lil' retarded Georgie rubs her head fo' good luck and pushes her out on the world stage to tell his lies for him. "Don't y'all call my massah no liar!" Good Darkie! My heart is heavy for the wasted knowledge from one of our most intelligent sisters.

8. O J Simpson. Damn, don't you kinda wish they HAD convicted him?

9. Boot licking lackeys of the Black persuasion who espouse "American" values while claiming to be Christian. If you were a real Christian, you would know that a nation of the American ilk has no consistent values. This is not a monolithic nation and how Christian is it to think that other nations want less than Americans, or are less moral people? How Christian is it to look down on other Blacks based on some moral compass that always seems to point to the butts you like to kiss? What would Jesus do? He wouldn't be hating on other nations or his own people!

10. You. (YOU know who YOU are), especially if you think that I care about you being angry that I wrote this. Your mean, evil, nasty emails get deleted as soon as I smell the stink of bad thinking that oozed out of your puny little brain. I don't have time to read them because so many of my brothers and sisters are still awake and we have things to discuss. And why do you have so much time to email me anyway? Don't you have boots to lick, people to possess and souls to steal?